What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"