What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.