What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends