Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.