Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.