Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.