Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.