What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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Why are dead baby jokes the best?

Because they never get old.

Why are dead baby jokes so funny?

They never grow old.