What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What is so good about dead baby jokes?

They never get old

Why are dead baby jokes the best?

Because they never get old.