What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What is so good about dead baby jokes?

They never get old

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.