What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe