What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.