What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe