Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.