Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.