Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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Because they're stuck up

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre