Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Fidel Castro Jokes More Fidel Castro Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'