Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Poll tree!

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs