Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

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What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.