Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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She heard about his second coming

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.