Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics