Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"