Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.