Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.