What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .