What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)