What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.