What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.