What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.