What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.