How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.