Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
He was having a hard time looking up.
Because they all pull out.
Bristol Palin.
A: Spa-catti!
Madam President.
He wears a coat and pants.
In case they get a hole in one!
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
Sir" from a distance.
A dry martinez.
A seedless, vegetable.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
