Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
A cub reporter.
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Pulled pork.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
He went to the second-hand shop.
It's full of std vectors.
A hippiepotamus
Made you look!
SNIKTERS
Because of his retractable clause.
There's a vas deferens.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
