How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...