Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
I bet he has to leave the room.
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
Barber: It's on the same old head.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
The second one !
On the second page of google.
A boo-tie.
It's full of std vectors.
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
Made you look!
That's a huge axe man!
They're both X-Men.
They both have ornamental balls.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
It was a Good Year...
Family practice