Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
By looking over your shoulder!
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
A Pull-it-surprise!
Parents.
What's fastest thing in the world?
30 of them are triggered every second
Sikhs.
A condom
Made you look!
They're both X-Men.
They are both X-Men
They both have ornamental balls.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
Family practice