You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Me: I love you.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
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