What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C