What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C