What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*