Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.