Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.