What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!