Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.