Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.