He spent all day on the web.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He loves his pot.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
It became entally handicapped
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Web design.
To stomp out forest fires.
They have webbed feet !
