Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.