What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.