What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball