What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.