What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.