What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball