Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.