Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.