Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!