How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)