How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear