How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.