How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !