Give the criminals badges.
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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Ice burger !
The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...
They were Stalin
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because they aren't capitalist
Don't stop, bereaving!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Make way, children.
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