Give the criminals badges.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They both fly, except for the mole...
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Itali-cized.
Pastatution.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
You take the letter F out of way.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
His first mate
Legolas
Ryes over rum.
Park in it, of course.
