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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Make way, children.
Digging for booty.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
he was tired of coffin.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Their scared they'll say something nigative
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
It gets Dhaka
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Because Austria was Hungary.
