Give the criminals badges.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Tony
Jack The Kipper.
You call 'im Maury. :)
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
He went... broke.
Is that you coffin
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
A: Linus
She swallowed
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...