Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Deadmau5

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.