Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy