Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Yellow Cake Jokes More Yellow Cake Jokes

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake