Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!