Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

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The Twin Towers.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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ad homonym

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.