Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.