Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*