Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*