What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!