What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.