What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.