What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.