What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"