A chicken
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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
She wanted open borders.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Ivy.
A: Get off.
me-OW!
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Because the land never waves back
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
They promised freaky fast delivery
Half time, they get to switch sides again
A oneba.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Free of charge, of course.
