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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
pi
A slice of Pi.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Because the steaks are too high.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A Graduated cylinder.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
Leftovers
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
An air mattress.
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
