A chicken
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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Littering.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
An envelope!
Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
A: Oh-lay!
pEGGy
All they ever say is Mao.
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fish and ships.
He was too far out!
To help them find missing sea men.
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Pop-tart.
