A chicken
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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
Queen Kong.
He worked for a special branch.
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
A Peck.
The Twin Towers.
Because they shared genes!
Because he's a little prick!
A midwife crisis
They took our Land!"
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Two large plains.
Plain.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
