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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
To help them find missing sea men.
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
Womb-mates"
Because two Eds are better than one.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
The Ottoman Empire.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
A slice of Pi.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Because deep down, they're good people.
