An air mattress.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
He calls it a work of art.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Grab a cup of joe.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Because it was PG
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Grow old!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because he ate his carrion.
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Scholar ships!
Half a cat
A wind tunnel.
