An air mattress.
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Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because he had gnocchi.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
I said I'm an orphan.
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
You shake em' we take em!"
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Baked Beans
The Ottoman Empire.
Because it only ate vegetables.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
Cook them in the microwave
