An air mattress.
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Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
No lye?
You shake em' we take em!"
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
Neal
Black man working
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Because then they'd be two tired
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
When she tells you, say no
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
Jail break.
They meet up a work
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
He wanted to check his e-mail.
