An air mattress.
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Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
An un-in.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Got yer nose!
Because they're nay sayers.
Neightiri.
A: Their cheeks.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Grab a cup of joe.
That's the end of me!"
The Ottoman Empire.
Because his house was underwater.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
The D is silent.
