What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.