What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog