What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!