What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover