What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture