What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!