When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Marry her.
Premature Edraculation
Because he was snowed in.
Cleveland Rocks!
two cents
Paint it black.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
