What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously