What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.