What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.