What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad