What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.