What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.