What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim