What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)