What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.