What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

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