How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice