How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.