How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.