What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.