What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings