What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it