What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.