Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.