Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila