Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.