Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.