Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.