Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo