What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.