What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.