What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.