What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino