Elephino Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er