Elephino Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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An elephant with a wet boot

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A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !