Elephino Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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To be on the safe side!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!