How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()