At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Cancer
a bell.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Her navel.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
