Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.