Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !