Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.