What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"