What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Previous Random Joke Next

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!