What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years