What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Previous Random Joke Next
Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!