Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!