Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.