Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!