Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Previous Random Joke Next

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.