What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"