What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'