What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network