What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.