What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.