How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.