Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
BLE-YATCH!
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
