Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!