Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo