How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.