You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Fire.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
M'self
To make sure he still wasn't there.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Cactus has little pricks on the outside
Apple Sauce
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.
