What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.