What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.