What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.