How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"