How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.