How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"