How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"