What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.