What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you