What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles