What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.