What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

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Give her a testicle.

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What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

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Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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A satisfactory

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.