What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles