What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.